Minister of Information Reaches First Full Month

By Sir Neil Laumeyer

Londinium, Empires of Earth (AP) The Ministry of Information would like to congratulate Bootskitten who has recently completed his first offical month as Minister of Information for the Empires of Earth. When General BenjaminA resigned on October 15, 2006, His Majesty, Most Great Britannia announced Bootskitten as the new Minister of Information. When interviewed for this article, His Majesty jokingly said this about boots, "That stupid NY college punk? What is his name again?" Since Bootskitten assumed the role, he has since earned a great deal of respect across the Empire for doing an excellent job, even from those that were opposed to his appointment in the beginning. Bootskitten has written a short statement for this occasion. "I would like to thank everyone for their support during my first month as Minister of Information. I would also like to thank His Majesty, for helping me out greatly while I made the transition to the position. I expect great things in the next month and longer." Bootskitten has served the Empire loyally and has done a most superb job with being in charge of the Peunod Thymes, weekly and monthly census and the Empires newsblog.